A little humiliation goes a long way

Who knew pipe cleaners could be so fun and humiliating? I did.

I decided to introduce a nice “quiet time” activity with Chloe…pipe cleaners! I dazzled her with my ornate butterflies, made miniatures of our family, even this lovely bouquet of flowers! (she jacked them up, they looked much better before her grubby little paws ruined my masterpiece).

Fun with pipe cleaners

Lo and behold….her favorite thing I wielded was a nifty little fork and spoon. She pretended to eat everything in our house from the pillows to her books. She makes the most hilarious chomping noise with each bite. Already pretending….love it!

Fun with pipe cleaners-this ridiculously simple fork and spoon kept her busy forever!

For the piece de resistance. I molded some amazing glasses for Chloe. She let them touch her face for .0000008 seconds. Poor sport.

Who can I get to wear them, who can I get to wear them…think, think, think.

I see a little boy with no muscle tone or eye hand coordination. He can’t push the glasses off his face. In fact, he will probably sit there and be the perfect little model of goofiness! Oh Bennett….mommy needs you.

My helpless victim.  He looks hilarious...too bad he doesn' t know how ridiculous he looks.  Poor kid, I am saving for therapy for him

YES…hold it, hold it….

My helpless victim.  He looks hilarious...too bad he doesn' t know how ridiculous he looks.  Poor kid, I am saving for therapy for him

Mommy is not crying because she is sad…mommy is crying because she is laughing so hard.

My helpless victim.  He looks hilarious...too bad he doesn' t know how ridiculous he looks.  Poor kid, I am saving for therapy for him

Don’t be embarrassed, the ladies love the specs…mommy wouldn’t lie to you or humiliate you.

My helpless victim.  He looks hilarious...too bad he doesn' t know how ridiculous he looks.  Poor kid, I am saving for therapy for him

Now what other suckers do I know. Oh yeah, my husband. You only have to ask Ryan twice to do anything and he folds like a deck of cards.

Oh Ryan….it would be so funny if you put these “adult” size glasses on for me and let me take a picture and put it on my blog. I think you can totally pull them off.

What won't he do for me?  Modeling the latest fashion...willingly

Whoa…dial down the creepy.

What won't he do for me?  Modeling the latest fashion...willingly

Better, but you look like you are passing gas.

What won't he do for me?  Modeling the latest fashion...willingly

Now that is what I’m talking about. Straight sexy.

Hope you enjoyed my two men. The slight blur on each shot is due to me laughing like a hyena while taking the pictures. Happy Monday!!!

Please stop by the Kellan Blog where I pay homage to my “true love”….my shoes!

here is a teaser…..

Glorious shoes...how I miss thee

23 Responses to “A little humiliation goes a long way”


  1. 1 Jennifer Jul 27th, 2008 at 9:46 pm

    Looks like fun! A sense of humor goes a long way when you are a parent. Your husband is a card.

  2. 2 Amanda Jul 27th, 2008 at 9:53 pm

    Oh my god, Bennett’s first picture is freaking fantastic! I love it! :D

    And your “Better, but you look like you are passing gas.” comment to Ryan’s face made me laugh out loud.

    Great pictures Kelly. Ever think about starting a second business in designing pipe cleaner art for wall hangings, table decorations and accessories? ;)

  3. 3 Hayley Morgan Jul 27th, 2008 at 10:32 pm

    this cracks me up!

  4. 4 Carolyn Jul 27th, 2008 at 10:38 pm

    That first picture of your babe made my night! Too funny!

  5. 5 Elizabeth Jul 27th, 2008 at 10:39 pm

    What a happy happy Monday post. Lovin’ it on Sunday night. That will get me through…

  6. 6 sizzle Jul 27th, 2008 at 10:46 pm

    Your boys are so cute in those “glasses.” When I was a kid I would wear Mr. Potato Head frames so I could look like my Dad who wore glasses.

  7. 7 Rachel Jul 27th, 2008 at 11:35 pm

    That was so damn funny that I made my husband look too! He LOL’d with me too! Dear god I love your blog!!!!

  8. 8 Kaili Jul 28th, 2008 at 12:52 am

    So fun!
    I love the pretending children do. Jaia does it 24/7 with little breaks here and there! So fun!

  9. 9 Julie Nickerson Jul 28th, 2008 at 7:32 am

    I love Bennett’s hair!

  10. 10 Jackie Jul 28th, 2008 at 9:13 am

    Hilarious!! Lydia thinks he is the cutest thing in the whole world! :)

  11. 11 meridyth Jul 28th, 2008 at 9:21 am

    that first one of bennett is the best! it’s like he put on his nerdiest face he’s been practicing just for the picture. looking good, ry. and…question…is your kitchen green or yellow? it looks like an avacado in the background of this picture, but it looks a little like mustard in the last post. just curious. :o)

  12. 12 Heather H Jul 28th, 2008 at 9:36 am

    I’m laughing so hard my stomach hurts!!

  13. 13 O Mama Mia Jul 28th, 2008 at 10:03 am

    Men…. I love how they are soooo accommodating for the love of boobs.

  14. 14 Nikki Jul 28th, 2008 at 10:44 am

    thank you for making me laugh on a Monday morning!

  15. 15 Abby Jul 28th, 2008 at 11:09 am

    So cute and funny! Your kids are going to have amazing senses of humor - such a blessing in this crazy world!

    I can’t wait to do funny stuff to my little one. (He arrived a little early - July 10 - 5.5 pounds and 18.5 inches. I’m so in love!)

  16. 16 Megan Jul 28th, 2008 at 12:22 pm

    Oh man, Bennett really does pull off the glasses quite well. I personally, do love a man with glasses.

  17. 17 diane Jul 28th, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    Oh thank you, thank you! How did you know I needed this laugh so badly?
    You have quite a pipe cleaner talent!

  18. 18 Prue Jul 28th, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    I think the funniest thing about Ryan’s pictures is that the difference between the poses is negligible, but the captions work so well with each.

    Bennett is a stud.

  19. 19 Kaydee Jul 28th, 2008 at 6:55 pm

    Pipe cleaners are so much fun. It looks like you guys had a blast.

    L O V E the shoes!!!! I have never been much of a heel wearer, but that pair makes me want to go right out and become one. Where did you get them??

  20. 20 Angella Jul 28th, 2008 at 9:46 pm

    HahahahahAAA.

    Ryan cracked me up.

  21. 21 joy Jul 29th, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    hilarious! totally laughing out loud right now! Pipe cleaners what a great idea! I love when lucy is pretend eating too. it’s my favorite!

  22. 22 Vanessa Jul 31st, 2008 at 11:53 am

    Kelly, these pictures are ridiculous! I think that is great and can not wait to meet Bennett. Can you believe I still haven’t see this guy?
    Have a great day

  23. 23 Amanda Franks Aug 13th, 2008 at 10:39 pm

    I was just catching up in blogland and felt like my head was going to explode, but your writing captivates me. Then the pictures of Ryan totally caught me off guard and I laughed out loud. I also totally loved your anniversary post, so wonderful!

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