Oh my oh my. It seems as my predictions of Jesse and Jeremy are only 50% right. Sounds about right for my predictions! Chloe is definitely a girl and Bennett is definitely a boy…but I called it the opposite!
Side note…..the brown dress from last post….a steal of a deal. Burlington Coat Factory $7.99. It is super cute and comfy.
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Loading ...Jeremy Fantasy Date:
Cold feet, afraid, can’t let his hair down and heart open. Yeah, well, sorry Charlie. Not the time to clam up. It was so awkward at their dinner I was swallowing golf balls for him. Even though I thought she would stick with him, it was so clear after the other two dates that she is MUCH better suited for the other guys. He is such a robot that I can’t warm up to him. I did feel bad for him on the “After the Rose” episode. Those guys are ruthless about him. Can I just be superficial for a moment…of course I can 
Those eyebrows distract me so much I can hardly pay attention to words leaving his lips. Like two caterpillars died on his face. Poor caterpillars.
So long….farewell….robot….have a good “perfect” life in Dallas. Thank you Coral for the 411 ahead of time. A reader emailed me that her friend waited on him in a restaurant a few weeks ago and he was with a girl he kept calling “babe” and talking about he and Twilley (a.k.a. Captain Dillhole) were partying it up the week before. She was pretty certain Jeremy had gotten the boot, but you never know what their contract says about playing it off until America finds out. Juicy little tid bit, no?
Jason Fantasy Date:
Okay, I admit it he has really really won me over. Much less vanilla, more vanilla with caramel syrup on top. He is still made of pure sugar, but he has a great boyish charm and energy about him. He was super easy going and so sweet on her. I thought they had a great chemistry together. I still want the 411 on the ex-wife and custody situation. Not sure if he has Ty all the time, 2 weekends a month, full custody. Is the mom still involved in Ty’s life. These are VERY important factors for the ole D-Mister to consider when choosing Jason.
I give him a 50/50 chance….get it….
Jesse Fantasy Date:
Sorry, still my number one pick. How fun and cute are they? I loved watching their date and Jesse is definitely getting better looking as the episodes wear on. He isn’t dressing as freaky deaky either. He found the happy medium between bizarre and funky. I was slightly concerned with his answer to “what are you going to do after snowboarding.” I know he gave some ideas of careers he thought would be “fun” and all he wanted to do is “be happy”. Well hop on your unicorn and ride a rainbow. A girl needs some stability not ideas of fun jobs. Might be a strike against him. Still..STILL…I do love me some Jesse. He makes me laugh. Sounds like someone else I know.
Rose Ceremony:
SHOCKER…not really, but kinda. Felt bad for Jeremy. Really, all of them, at this point, has to be tough on the heart. But still…he couldn’t squeeze out one teeny tiny tear, nothing. The dramatic get out of the limo was all he had to show for his broken heart? Moving on…
After the rose Ceremony:
Hot Graham + No ability to share feelings = Hot Mess
Man did he act like a douche. (note to self, he does not look as good with the scruff gone) Deanna handled herself well considering a few little attacks she endured. Dude in the back…Ryan I believe….did he have an ax to grind or what? Get over it, your five minutes are over. Nobody wanted to hear your two cents. I would have rather heard from Fred. Twilley, I am pretty sure was dropped on his head as a baby. I can not stand watching him talk. He is NOT funny and his head bobs everywhere which is very distracting.
I did feel bad for Jeremy when she said announce she was happy and engaged and they pan to him while everyone is clapping which he politely joins in. Twist the knife a bit. Poor guy, even robots have hearts.
That is my two cents, cash it in if you like or put it towards retirement.
So who is dying for next week? I do think she will pick Jason for his stability, but my heart belongs to Jesse, I mean Ryan. WINK!
Here is a little picture for you non-Bachelorette watchers.
Two are better than one. At least that is Bennett’s motto when it comes to chins. I hopped in the crib with Chloe and Bennett and asked her to hold him. This was as close as she was going to get to him. The expression says it all. This angle on Bennett makes him look like Alfred Hitchcock.
WOW! My DVR failed me and I missed all the fantasy dates.I was so distraught I could have cried. I think Jason will provide great stability and could give her exactly what she is looking for. I like him. He is a great family man, or so it seems. Jesse, I think he is just too cute and they seem to have fun together. I like his new look a lot as well. I thought the same thing when she asked about his career. (my dvr did catch that part!). Might not be all that ready to settle down. I just don’t know! Can’t wait for next monday! We will be at the beach but you can bet we will break away from the fun to catch the final rose!!
Oh thank you thank you!
I was SO looking forward to watching last night. It was on in the background. But a friend called with an emergancy and I was on the phone for an hour with her, then another 45 with another friend talking about what I should do with the friend who was having the emergancy! Is it bad that I was kinda ticked that I was seeing it and NOT able to actually watch? Grrr….why does that always happen to me? I plan on watching some gooey reality show and some one calls me and needs me THEN! I can’t just slam the phone down and say hey leave me alone. I need PVR (Like Tivo).
So thank you for filling me in. I was trying to find a torrent of it this morning, but am NOT having any luck. Anyone know where I can find a copy of it, I want to watch it!!!
I am SO sold on Jason, I think she’ll pick him. I think Jesse’s comment about jobs really wasn’t a good one. Especially for Deanna, she knows what she wants.
Plus Jason comes with a child, and she wants 4 (or was it 3?) by the time she is 30! So that is big too.
Anyways, glad I have a bachelorette bud out there in cyba-space!
Until next week…
go to ABC.com!!!
they show the full episodes online.
i mean…
i wouldn’t really know.
but….
i’ve heard you can watch them and rewind it and watch them again until you’re blue in the face!!!
kelly, i have much to say about this point and need more time appropriately tell you how funny you are about twilley’s little accident of being dropped on his head when he was born…
but i need more time.
what i’m really writing about is how that photo of your kids nearly melted my eyeballs out b/c the dayglo colors on that afghan are SO effing bright. and the frog scares me. HAHAHA! is that in chloe’s room? how does she sleep at night with things that bright hanging around??!
gosh — am i ready for baby stuff in my house????
OMG - that photo is HILARIOUS! I love it!
First, I intentinally tried to watch last night so I could get in on the dish… but all I managed to catch was the Men Tell All - which just made me mad that I haven’t been watching this entire season - Deanna tells it like it is! I think I’m already sucked in and will have to watch the finale, even though I’ve only seen Men Tell All. Honestly, Kel, the dish should have come earlier to get a girl on the band wagon!
Thanks for the update. I was so bummed I missed it. I totally forgot about it since I was at the doctors last night with Abel. (He has a double ear infection and pink eye….poor baby). And so I totally forgot to record it. I will have to go online and check it out.
I will be there next Monday night.
The kids look precious. I can’t believe how big Chloe is getting. She is looking more and more like you.
bladdy bladdy blah……bachlorette.
moving on.
no burlington coat factories here…..or at least not NEAR me. dangit.
love the picture. chloe better watch it, tho. that’a a kinda sassy picture!!!
what is it with all these commenters who didn’t watch it???? i was ready and waiting with my dr. pepper, chips and salsa at 7:45. nerdy? yes.
so…i was pretty surprised about jeremy getting the boot, but then again, it makes sense. all she kept saying was how perfect he was and the connection they had loosing their parents. nothing about sparks flying. i totally agree about the eyebrows.
jesse…i don’t know. he just doesn’t seem right for her, although, i can see her picking him. i think he’s so sweet and he obviously adores her, and you can tell they have chemistry, but i just don’t see it.
i think jason. he’s the whole package. their fantasy date was the best. it felt like she put more thought into her date with jason. in my opinion, their date showed that there is more to them than physical attraction. she and jesse just hung out at the beach groping each other. i just think he is better suited for her.
i really can’t wait to see her family grill these boys and find out who she picked!
oh…and of course i love seeing pictures of my neice and nephew. i hope, hope, hope i get to see more of them in the near future!!
Kelly, you say it all so well. Jason’s my pick though. I was cracking up at your comments on Jeremy’s caterpillar eyebrows. I have to add that his greasy face adds another gross factor. I want to reach in the screen and wipe his face…ewwww. Poor guy, underneath all that he’s a hot guy. Jessie is great too but I really like Jason. Good recap. And the chillin’ are so cute!
Haha that face is priceless. “Oh, how I really DO love you dear brother.”
Oh sister! I am glad that it is down to Jessie and Jason. I think they are both great guys, but I have to be honest, and please don’t be a hater Kel…I think it would be in her best interest to chose Jason. He really stepped it up on Monday night!
Jesse seems to “young” for her. He doesn’t seem established enough yet. I am not sure he knows what he wants in life as much as she appears to. Of course, this is all over a course of a short amount of time. Who knows if she will end up marrying whoever she chooses!
It will be interesting to see. I will be in GA for the next 3 weeks, but don’t you worry, I’ll be tuning in on Monday night and checking in with you on Tuesday!