Published by Kelly November 30th, 2007
in Life in General and NaBloPoMo.
Remember this little carrot I dangled your way four weeks ago?

Well the offer still stands. I will be tallying up your faithful comments next week to announce a winner or at least drawing the name from the few of you I am pretty sure commented on all posts this month. Maybe I should do this every month…nothing like creating blogging security by bribary. Doesn’t work in real relationships, so really, that would just be unhealthy to do it in blogland.

I know I got a big fatty “F” on my attempts at NaBloPoMo this year and I could really care less. This month has been insane times ten and I can’t regret putting my family and life ahead of the blogosphere…..
Thank you all for your encouragement and enthusiasm on our house selling. It truly is the Lord’s hand because the market is just so so so pathetic right now and people are sitting on their houses for months and months if not a year with no offers or walk throughs…so obviously God is allowing us to get off our ghetto street. Life is grand.
So I have to tell you, on Tuesday we walked through 7 houses and we narrowed it down to two houses that we really liked but were complete opposites on pros and cons. We finally sat down and wrote a list of what was important and we kept checking off one house over the other on our check list….Oh lists….they are just the best…..we prayed together, slept on it and were 100% on the same team by the morning. We went back over to walk through both of them again just to make sure. We were in the house that we were going to make an offer on and I am literally measuring a wall for the length of our couch and coffeetable and my brother (our faithful realtor) comes inside after getting off with the selling realtor and says, “Stop what you are doing. The owner got an offer LAST NIGHT and they accpeted.” WHAT?????? One freaking night late…just hours from this house being in our name????? I was pretty shocked, sad and let myself have a brief hormonal cry. I had already decorated the house in my mind, picked out color schemes, planned BBQ’s on the patio….the whole 9 yards…and then GONE! Unbelievable.
So we have been on the hunt this week again although pickins are slim for our price range and house requirments. A house randomly came on the market Wednesday afternoon, I called my bro and we swung over there and looked through and then the warm fuzzies entered my body once again. It is an older home in the Sears Craftman style…super dooper charming and cottage-y. Nice brick fireplace with stained glass windows on both sides, 9 foot ceilings on both floors, gorgeous pine floors. The lady who bought it in April bought it to refurbish so every square inch has been painted or refinished so it is pristine clean and the colors she choose…high five…LOVE THEM!!!! I had Ryan and my mom come through a few hours later and Ryan gave me the “look”…..so we put in an offer. It was a no go on the first offer, but we revised it and put it in writing this morning and faxed it off a few hours ago…so we will see. I hate to give updates every day because it is so unsure and I don’t have the energy to write out all the highs and lows. I am praying they accept this offer. We have a closing date of December 28th…I know….we are toe-up crazy off our rockers…but Ryan has 1.5 weeks off over Christmas and the house is empty..so why not? It is only like 2 miles or less from our current house, but a couple people from our church live on that street or one block over which thrills my heart.
We are sitting with open hands and hearts for truly God has already chosen our house for us and we just need to be patient and obedient and flexible! I will let you know next week whether all Christmas cards need to be directed elsewhere or those large Christmas gifts you had planned for me. You know you want to buy me a crib and changing table for Porty…just admit it.
Remember to comment if you want to stay in the running. Merry merry weekend!
Published by Kelly November 26th, 2007
in Life Changes.
Only 18 days on the market and we got our FULL asking price offer tonight. What did we say? In the immortal words of the ultra classy, Whitney Houston…”hell to the yes!” I can hardly believe this happened so quickly. It is more than we could have prayed for. The crazy thing is, we pulled the offer on our house yesterday after the inspection report came back. It was a tough decision but Ryan and I both felt unanimous that in our hearts a wall came down and we needed to walk out in faith and leave that house behind us.
On a wonderful note, I did some fancy schmancy financial footwork in our budget and what we will get to take away from our house is giving us much more freedom in our search for the “Perfect house for Chloe and Porty”. We have seven houses to look at tomorrow and one I got my good eye on. We have prayed earnestly for discernment and that Ryan and I would be united in spirit with nobody talking the other into a house….believe me…I can talk myself and anyone around me into just about anything. Good and bad trait! Give to the poor….great thing to talk people into. Jumping off a bridge….bad thing to talk people into. The consummate charming sales woman…that’s me!
So I have to be honest….blogging is going way way WAY down on the totem pole of priorities. There is so much going on and we are going to start packing this week…cuz we movin’ up peeps! We have seven great prospects tomorrow and I am confident that one of those has PORTNOY written all over it. So I will keep you posted…..still doing the pillow giveaway for November…pinky swear! Hang in there, 2008 Kelly will be new, improved and sassier than ever!
There is no end to the blessings in my life. For all the lows, stupid mistakes, selfish ambition, or flat out disobedient moments I have had in my life….God never ceases to amaze me with his love, grace, forgiveness and rich relationships. I have so much to be thankful for that if I were to truly start counting them I am sure I would be in tears within a few minutes. Thank you all for being such a great support system over the last few years…laughing with me….crying with me…and rejoicing at the miracle of life I have had through the birth of Chloe.
May you focus on that which is truly eternal in this world and the next. There is ALWAYS something to be thankful for.
My greatest blessings!





This is not for the weak of stomach and truly I know it borders on completely tasteless to blog about…but it had to be shared.
The day I was at the trade show, a few weeks ago, my parents watched Chloe for me. I told them to come by the booth sometime that afternoon so I could see Chloe. When they showed up I thought Chloe’s hair was a wee bit staticky which is weird. I asked my mom about it and she said, “Well…..she just had two baths in a row.”
Come again? Why?
Well this what they walked into after Chloe’s nap.

Yes, that is straight poo. Remember…poo is wet, poop is dry. That is poo…pure slimey, smearable poo! Apparently, it was in between each finger and toe. Thank goodness she kept her pacifier in her mouth. Can you imagine if she decided to sample her poopsicle? Her beautiful sheets, bumper and blanket…..pooified!

Even after one bath her hands still smelled like a dump truck, so back into the bath she went. The ironic part is that I was just saying to Ryan a few days prior that I hear these horror stories about kids puking and pooping in their cribs and Chloe has never done anything like that. I should have known…I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN….why did I say it out loud?

The best part is while my mom is relaying the story to me at the trade show I start apologizing to her that she had to clean all that up. She says, “No I didn’t clean it up yet, I figured you would want to take pictures of it for your blog!” ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Her little 8 X 10 room is just closed up tight festering the pooptastrophe? I could not believe she thought I wanted pictures of this incident that bad that she left it for hours until I got home. She told me she would clean it all up,and she did! She was my hero because this pregnant lady gets nauseous very easily.
I can’t say as I laughed too hard especially as I entered the room and took my first whiff of her masterpiece. Uncle Joe was the brave man who came with me and actually took the photos, I just stood in shock and awe at all her beautiful bedding completely soiled in raw sewage!
Oh Chloe…..I hope you learned your lesson why diapers are very VERY important! Any one got a good story like this?
Published by Kelly November 16th, 2007
in Chloe Grace and For Kicks and Giggles.
Yes, even in Chloe’s world, this is possible. What started out as two gloriously perky pigtails fell victim to her very violent nap. This is what I walked into a few days ago and had to laugh.

If you look closely at some pictures you can see one poor little rubber band clinging for life on the tip of her hair. The other one, may he rest in peace, was eaten by the mattress gods, never to be seen again.
You get that thing out of my face!

I MEAN IT!!!!!!!! (slams fist on crib!)

You take that black thing and shove it where the sun don’t shine mommy!

I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to say that.

Seriously, mom, I have a bit of a reputation for having some decent hair. What will people think?

Can I have some water or mousse to calm this crap down?

Get out of my room if you are going to keep laughing at me and not fix this mess!

I give up…give me a book to drown my sorrows in.

Happy Friday….hope you have a better hair day than Chloe did!
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