Okay, I think I haven’t been very subtle about my recent obsession with The Office. Maybe it is because I am so insanely tired and I can’t believe how much I laugh and escape for 22 minutes each episode….but…I think I have an eensie, weensie crush on Dwight. Not in the sense of attraction, but in the sense of every facial expression and every word that leaves his mouth is hilarious to me. All the cast is great, but Dwight…oh my word…brilliant! So in honor of my obsession, Ryan made me a button for my blog and he is making it available to you, dear readers, if you would like to bedazzle your blog page with a button paying homage to Mr. Rainn Wilson. Do it, all the cool kids are!
You can download the small, sidebar-friendly version here.
Yesterday while hosing down Chloe’s crawling funk I got the wild hair…get it hair…to make some hair don’ts and take pictures. You know I am running out of material for this kid, so I had to go the more degrading route. All in good fun, all in good fun, she will thank me someday, won’t she?
So Chloe, looks like you are having a bad hair day? Tisk, tisk…let’s take care of that shall we.
Get all your toys….It’s bath time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chloe, don’t be rude, invite all the bloggyland readers into your big girl pool with you.
Alright, let’s try out some hairstyles. First, the Dan Rather combover. YIKES….that is all wrong for you.
How about the butt-crack part? You can be Snape from Harry Potter or Dwight from the Office (shameless plug again)
No, no, still not the right fit. Let’s try a superhero, people love superheros! Who is more super than Superman?
Okay, enough of looking like boys…let’s stick with your signature do, the curly mop on top. Thats better.
Alright, here is where mommy should stop posting pictures, but she just can’t help herself. Check out this action!
Here is a quiz. Chloe looks like this because:
A. She has a piano recital and you must always wear tails when playing the piano
B. She is making a fashion statement because snapped onesies are SOOOOOO last year
C. She has a nasty diaper rash and is airing her bum out.
Charlotte is lending moral support by exposing her bum too. How cute are they waiting for Ryan.
My next picture is me standing at the door with my pants off. Just kidding, that would be disgusting, inappropriate and I believe illegal in all 50 states. I do have a standard somewhere deep inside of me.
September 27th peeps….season opener of The Office. Have you marked your calendars….and you call yourself a fan? Please leave me your favorite quote in my comments. There are a bizillion to choose from and you can’t all say, “That’s what she said”. One of my favorites off the top of my head…..” That security badge is humongous, I am not a security threat, My middle name is Kurt not Fart.” Oh man, (single tear, deep sigh) oh Dwight.
First of all, that buttcrack picture makes her look like Mr. Lundt from Veggie tales. I’m waiting for her to bust out a gold tooth. And the airing out the bum picture - holy is that so halarious but will she ever curse you in her teens. And a favorite Michael Scott quote: “Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and… I have a great one. “Little Kid Lover”. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.”
I totally put up your Dwight button. Love it, thanks Ryan!
One of my favorite quotes?
“Do I want to be feared or loved? Um… easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” - Michael Scott
Oh Dwight….
I vote for C! My girls have frolicked sans diaper many a day. (You just have to be on the lookout for renegade poop/pee.
I LOVE the hair do pics.
I love the office too!! It is my favorite show. Let see my favorite quote would have to be…(don’t shoot me if I get it wrong)
“My father’s name was Dwight Schrute. My grandfather’s name was Dwight Schrute. His father’s name? Dwide Schrude. Amish.”
LOL!! YES YES, Love it, Love it! Our Tivo is set for each year to tape each season. We are die hard fans over here! But my fav is Jim. Oh how I want those two (Jim and Pam) together.
Pictures are GREAT!!!
I love the show The Office too! It is one of my top favorites. Lets see…one of my favorite quotes would have to be…
“My grandfather’s name was Dwight Schrute. His father’s name? (walks towards Michael’s office) Dwiged Schrued. Amish.”
Ok…Here’s one. This episode KILLED me!
Michael Scott: “I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don’t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it’s good for me, it’s the perfect way to start the day.”
Michael Scott: “Nobody like beets, Dwight. You should grow something everybody does like. Like candy.”
Hope Chloe’s sweet cheeks are rash-free soon. I LOVE her 678 thigh rolls. So adorable.
I don’t know any quotes off hand, but I’ll give you 2 Schrute bucks for the great post!
oh, here it is:
http://www.tobyhilden.com/schrute_buck.html
[Dwight and company are decending into the warehouse for a 'mens-day']
Dwight Schrute: Remember on Lost when they meet “the Others”?
Ha!
Love the pics, and I want to nibble on Chloe’s thighs!!
Dwight: “When I die, I want to be frozen…and if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever because I will have used that time to figure out exactly why I died and what moves I could have used to defend myself better.”
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Jim, talking to camera: “I don’t have a ton of contact with the Scranton branch, but before I left, I took a box of Dwight’s stationary, so from time to time, I send Dwight faxes…from himself…from the future.”
Jim reading fax as Dwight retrieves from fax machine:
Dwight,
At 8am today, someone poisons the coffee. Do NOT drink the coffee. More instructions will follow.
Cordially,
Future Dwight
Dwight spots someone leaving break room with coffee in hand, and bolts across the room to save him. “NOOOOO!!”
Dwight, pausing to catch breath: “You’ll thank me later.”
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Michael: “Bros before hoes. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason…and you were nothing but great to your ho and you told her she was the only ho for you and that she was better than all the other hoes in the world…and then…then suddenly she’s not your ho no mo.”
Hey we wanted to see the picture of you in front of the window airing your buttcheeks too! Dangit!
Ha ha ha! J.K.!
So, the pictures are adorable and as usual you are completely funny as can be! I think you are now my number one favorite blogger! Anyways, since you say The Office is cool I must go and watch it now. Never have heard of it but I’m going there….
p.s. cute cute pics of Chloe!
Your daughter is adorable. I quite happen to like the middle part one, if only for the facial expression she’s sporting.
Favorite Quote: In the words of Dr. King, “Can’t we all just get along?” Michael Scott.
I think it’s too funny that he confused Rodney King and MLK. HA!
Also, you might want to search for Dwight Shrute’s blog. Rainn Wilson actually does the writing, but it’s not updated that often. It’s good though.
Ok … so you have no idea who I am … which def. makes me a blog stalker. I swear I’m not crazy …
I’m a good friend of Allison Morgan’s and Chrissy Acieno! At any rate — I love your blog…AND THE OFFICE!
By far, the single best Office moment with Dwight cannot be summed up in a simple quote…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IdUxez36l4
Best. Scene. Ever. No?
Just a few
Dwight Shrute: You see Ryan, just as you plant that beet seed into the ground so will I plant my seed into you.
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Michael Scott: What is the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman?
Dwight Schrute: A vagina.
Dwight’s Blog
dwight is totally my favorite.
“must be because we live downstream from that old bread factory.”
Ok I ran across your blog somehow and DWIGHT immediately grabbed my attention. We’re huge office fans. LOL!
One of our favorite quotes:
“You’re not assistant manager. You’re an assistant TO the manager†- Michael Scott
BTW, your daughter is adorable!!
first of all, the answer is C. but, i do love me some chubby chloe legs! that picture is the best! and WHO is charlotte? what happened to her FUR???
secondly (or is this thirdly?), i don’t have a quote b/c i’ve watched it all of 6 times. but, it’s not b/c i don’t love it. that show makes me ugly laugh….you know the kind…when you cannot control your face and you KNOW you have stretched it far too wide and you’re looking like a kid from the short bus.
but your friend kaydee’s quote had me basically making that face……….
sigh.
good thing i have my own office.
I’ve only seen a few episodes and I loved them, but my husband didn’t so…yeah, I lose. I’ve thought about divorce, but figure I’ll just get the seasons on DVD from Netflix when he travels for work this fall.
Sorry to hear about Chloe’s rashy bum! She’s also going to be taller than Charlotte soon!!
I love her hair!!
Seth and I LOVE THE OFFICE! We have been HUGE fans since the VERY FIRST show. We thought it was going under the first season b/c it seemed like no one was watching it, so we told all our friends and would have office parties. So yeah, it is a success b/c of us.
Favorite quote from Creed:
“I like them “O” Natural…swing low, sweet chariots.”
HAHAHAHA!!! still makes me laugh every time.
Michael: Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, “Hey, man, I love you this many dollars worth.”
Michael: “Hug it out, bitch.” That is what men say to each other after a fight. They hug it out, in doing so they just let it go, and walk away, and they’re done. Not a good idea to say that to a woman, however, I’ve found. Doesn’t translate.
Creed: I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the sixties, I made love to many, many women - often outdoors, in the mud and the rain…and it’s possible a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing.
And of course I had to add a Dwight comment:
Dwight: When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had re-sorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
PS Chloe may not appreciate the pictures at say, her 13th birthday, but maybe when she turns 30?!! haha
I am at a loss for words. I’m crying over here.
I LOVE Dwight. He so rocks. And so does Chloe. She has got the yummiest thighs ever. And her hair-dos . . . priceless!
dwight is the man and strangely enough, attractive to me too!
and chloe, beautiful.
i actually thought the superman hairdo was pretty cute but, how could she go wrong with any of the hairstyles available to her.
oh yes. *SMILE*
i too am so very fond of dwight schrute.
i would love to make use of that sweet button your husband made. YAY!
i’m totally stoked!
thanks kelly.
Gooooood Lawd!
I do believe she has more rolls on her legs than the Michelan Man!
Love it!
First time reading your blog and I enjoyed it. I too am a huge Office fan. Here is my favorite Dwight quote:
Michael: “Give me the bottle or you’re fired!”
Dwight: “You can’t fire me. I don’t work in this van.”
And honorable mention to the unshunning and reshunning of Andy!
I finally thought of a fave….though it’s only one of many:
Dwight: How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.
Love the pics, and…since I’m a little behind on this comment….happy anniversary!
Nothing beats Dwight in the office trying to catch that bat. Oh my gosh, I love that show. I always watchi t alone because Jeff is working, but I laugh so hard!