This is how I feel about blogging as of late. I won’t bore you and ramble on…I promise to return when I am inspired, find something frickin hilarious, or feel like I have the energy to type.
In the meantime, let me make you laugh and gasp in shock. This is what 99 cent hairspray (thank you Aquanet), a comb and a blowdryer can get you in 1992.
Sweet bejebus! What is worse the ruffle, the seafoam green color or the hair? Poor Tony, he is my second brother…brother from a different mother. My Indian friend…dot, not feather. I love that kid, but man, did I make him have the hottest prom date or what?
Okay, back to reality
Whining List
My back is still hashed, chiropractic not helping. New theory by chiropractor is I might have a kidney infection…..sooooo…off to the regular doctor to start getting tested. Not happy about wasting time and money at chiropractor…so not happy! Still feel like I drag myself out of a dumpster every morning.
My house is filthy and I can’t find anyone who wants to clean it for free. You know when it gets really bad even the cockroaches are picketing. I know my friends are rolling their eyes because it isn’t that bad…but for Kelly standard….it is gross and I may be hosting people this week…so it needs to be ready for guests. UGH>
My face is broken out like a 13 year old nervous about going to the big dance. So I am feeling pretty….pretty ugly.
My anniversary is in a few days and all I want to do is go away with Ryan for a week somewhere exotic but in reality I am seeing dinner at a nice restaurant…something crazy like that. I need a VACATION from normalacy. I want fun time with my husband and to stop being adults. WHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA I realize the irony in that statement seeing as I am whining like a child. It’s my blog, I can be schizo if I want to.
Whewwwww…got those off my chest. There are a few rainbows peaking out of my cloudy sky.
Saturday I got taken on a hot date by my friend Erin. dinner and a movie and I didn’t even have to put out! Kidding. We went and saw Hairspray, which was incredibly funny and made me even more sad that I never had the gonads to tryout for a musical in high school. It will go on my list of regrets.
Ryan and I have been watching The Office, season 1 and 2 straight through for 4 nights in a row….I think it is possibly some of the funniest, wittiest, fantabulistical (made that up if you couldn’t guess) writing ever. We laugh like little school girls. God bless Netflix.
Ryan, Chloe and I have been taking family walks for the last 4 nights. Can I tell you how much I have enjoyed this time with them. Why haven’t we been doing this earlier? We have had some amazing talks, Chloe loves being outside, and Lord knows I need to walk this ample behind off…so it is a win, win, win.
So that is my earth shattering, incredibly random, Monday blog entry squeaked in just shy of midnight. Now don’t you feel all warm and fuzzy?
Girl? I am ALL ABOUT the random. I am, in fact, working on a random post of my own.
Also? I LOVE the Office. We have it on both DVD and the PVR. Seriously.
I’m loving the sea foam. Did you use Ice Mist to get that volume? I sure did Big Bangs.
Happy Monday!
I like how you are “fluffier” than the curtains in the background.
I love your blog! You’re an awesome writer!
As for the picture…wow! That is some hair!
For your anniversary, I hope you get a nice get away even if it is only for a few hours!
I knew you’d love The Office (”that’s what SHE said!”). I like random posts…it feels like a phone conversation, which is good. Hope you can figure out what the heck is going on with your bod and feel better soon…kidney infection?! Sounds nasty. If you need a new one, I’ll gladly be a donor. But I’d probably have to fly to the States for the surgery. Then we could be laid up in the same hospital room, both recovering, and eating ice cream. It would be SWEET!
That photo made my DAY! Thanks for sharing.
Mmmmm family walks….we too have been enjoying a few those on nights when it’s not too hot the skin melts off my bones. If you need two kidneys I could donate the other and then the tree of us could recover eating ice cream and watching the Office. EVEN BETTER!!
I’m totally in love with the ruffles! I miss Aquanet and Suave mousse! Who uses mousse now? I miss having rock hard hair.
Random-ness rocks! Love the fluffball photo…. remember when that was sooo cool?
“How high can I get my hair today? Let’s make it look like the geyser Old faithful!!!”
Anyways, hope that back pain gets better. It can really ruin your world. Get well soon!
The Office may be the BEST show ever, next to Scrubs of course. We collect both shows on DVD and watch them together and laugh our butts off.
The picture is priceless!! Yay for random posts!
Holy crap! I stand to applaud the huevos that you have to post that pic. Bravo! But it still can NOT beat that other one… you know which one. I still laugh when I think of that one.
you KNOW i love that picture of you and tony. HOT HOT HOT.
dude, i feel ya. i’m breakin’ out like a 12 year old who has been outside sweating for hours….all hot and hormonal. it’s disgusting. so, i feel ya on the ugly factor. but, good thing the lord has blessed us with these apple bottoms that cause even the white boys to shout, ‘baby got back!’ i mean, thank GOD. (sense the sarcasm here?)
Praying your docs can find out what’s up!
And really, doesn’t it just make you feel better to look at your prom pic? It made me smile!
i just got the “dot, not feather” comment! i laughed.
i was ALL about big hair in the day. i even added a dreaded spiral perm into the mix. and yes, i had an electric blue lace job for my junior prom. don’t think i forgot the electric blue eyeliner.
nice…..
and the office? my absolute fav on t.v.
PLEASE! Put this stuff in book form. It could be a best seller!
Oh my Kell…you are brave
I totally understand the bah humbug feelings, but that dress? Is RAD.
Great job getting out and walking! I love evening walks with my hubby - precious times, and good exercise. Kel - while you’re going through all these health things, my advice (although you didn’t ask for it, so tell me to shove it if you want) is to drink water. Lots of water. Love you!
that picture . . . the BEST.
I am in complete awe of the hair. Try as I might, I was never able to accomplish that kind of height.
The office is the absolute funniest show on television. I can not wait for the new season to begin. As funny as Dwight is, my heart belongs to Jim.