Well we are skipping town in just a mere few hours. Do I have things packed and ready….UM NO! I am sitting here in my jammies, sipping some very fine coffee looking at all my meticulous lists I have written. That is the beauty of being anal, you can actually pack at the last moment because you have these glorious lists you get a little chill each time you scratch something off of as you pack. This is why I’m hot. Okay, can I just break away for a moment to say is that really where our society is? That song can be number one with lyrics that say:
“This is why I’m hot, this is why I’m hot, this is why, this is why, this is why I’m hot
I’m hot cuz I’m fly, you ain’t cuz you not
this is why, this is why, this is why I’m hot.”
Come again. You hot cuz you fly and I ain’t cuz I not. Oh I get it. No wait, no I don’t, oh you aren’t making any sense…now I get it. Boy I hope you get a few more millions to write equally as challenging songs. Come on teenagers and ghetto people of America…demand a little more of your music!!!!
Anyway, what kind of blogger would I be if I didn’t leave you with some Chloe pictures? The jerky kind. So without further ado. Check these bad boys out.
We compensated for being sick and tired by dressing in very bright colors and having ultra perky cheerleader hair. Whose the cutest baby in the world?
Chloe quick….what is the square root of 9,452? Come on, come on….you know this.
Token black and white shot…my parents don’t like B & W…so I do this to annoy them.
This is a place I think I have kissed more than once. Those fabulous cheeks. I LOVE her profile, her little pug nose and gorgeous eyelashes (thank you Ryan!)
I leave you with what will become your new screen saver. Are you ready for this? Seatbelts fastened? This is what you can do with a wide angle and a lot of caffeine.
I look like a demented Fraggle! Even my jublees aren’t enough to detract you from the “Crazy one-eye”. How do you think I hooked Ryan for life….gave him my signature sexy look. Beauty like this can’t be taught….you can take that to the bank. So enjoy pointing and laughing at my expense, I can take it….cuz this is why I’m hot!
Aren’t you proud of me? I didn’t even mention that I am still in excruciating pain with my back so you will feel sorry for me and leave me lovely comments while I am away and you miss me, but I am not going to mention it because that would make me pathetic and sort of begging for comments, so I am just going to button my lips and stare at my lists. Throwing away the key…there, my lips are sealed.
no no no kelly. that song is about ME! and i’m sorry….you just ain’t cuz yo not! but, ya know….keep takin’ ultra-sexy pictures like that and i may change my tune and write a REALLY hot nonsensical song about YOU! really…..
I just had that same rant about that very song a couple weeks ago. It’s ridiculous.
“jublees”. LOL.
the jublees ARE distracting me though…nice cleave, baby!!!!!
love the shots, thank you for posting. i wanna kiss those cheeks too! she is a little monkey muffin.
That photo of you is hylarious! lol Chloe is so pretty. Is there such a thing as a bad Chloe photo?
I don’t make lists…yet I always pack at the last minute. Fun I tell you … fun. Thankfully I have yet to forget something major
Your parents don’t like black & white?!? What’s up with that? Have fun in NY…
I like Freakay Fotos. You are NUTS! Which is why I check in here every day and always get a laugh. Hope your time away is nice and that your stupid old back smartens up soon so you can feel better!
your captions…again…are awesome. chloe is the cutest.
i’ve never even heard that song. it sounds pretty dumb.
caleb has chubba cheeks too! i can’t stop kissing them all the time! i put him in his bumbo yesterday…still too little. i can’t wait to play with him more and sit him on a blanket on my front porch too!
oh…i hope they can meet soon!!
hottie alert!
Have a great, safe, and refreshing trip!
that is SO my new screen saver AND wallpaper…do you think I can get it on my cellphone, too?
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Oh seriously, I laughed SO freakin’ hard I think a eensty bit of pee came out.
You’re so hot!
I love the freaky photo, we have some great experimental shots with our wide angle, none of which I am ever allowing anybody to look at!
Have a fun trip!
She is just too cute and I love the hair bow. Hope your back starts to feel better soon~
You are so silly! I love it! The shots of Chloe are great! I still have to UNPACK, want to trade?
Ha! So love the last picture
I miss you.
I just found your page form a friend of a friend of Step.(adventures in B.W.) and I have already fallen in love with your blog. (that sounded really odd~let me refraise…) I love your pictures! I’m a picture freak but I always forget all the cool crap my camera can do. So all my pictures look the same. Chloe is GORJ!!!!! and I laughed *(much needed)* hysterically when i saw your last picture of you hyped up on the caffeine!
HILARIOUS. Hope you’re having a great trip! That song, by the way, makes me want to weep for the future.
I came by way of the ROFL awards. Your daughter is adorable and you are just hilarious. I love the picture. Since this is my first visit and the first picture I saw of you, this is the image I will forever associate with you - The Crazy One Eye. It’s awesome!
Dang it. The internet ate the comment I just wrote and I don’t have the short term memory capacity to recreate it. Here’s the gist:
I found you by way of the ROFL awards. You’re daughter is adorable! You are funny! And I will forever associate this image with you since it was the first I saw.
Wow! You are soo my type! I never have been here before until Omama mia linked me to you! You are funny and this is why you’re hot! I just love to to dance around in my pajamas and no makeup to that song trying to make hubby laugh….love those pics!!